Jehovah does save Witnesses with Amazing miricles but those he doesn't save it is due to the fact it was not his will, or part of his purpose...yeah whatever!
Witness 007
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Out Witnessing = My wife hands out our home phone number to strangers!!!
by Witness 007 indesperate to make a convert i'm amazed how witnesses behave.
like my wife we were on vacation, witnessing, we met a guy who was visiting his mother but came from our city.
after talking for a while my wife tells him which suburb we live in and leaves our home phone number telling him to call me when we get back and i can take him to the meetings.
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You can call me Reverend Besty
by besty insince becoming disfellowshipped (wtf?
) back in july or whenever it was i've been fretting about not being an ordained minister.
this was always important to me - to be an ordained minister is a valuable thing - thats why the jw's are proud to say they have 6.9m or so ordained ministers.
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Witness 007
I dont kiss rings???!!! Sorry.
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I'm not a NEWBIE anymore ! ! !
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite intake that wtbts !!!
another former bethel poster boy becomes a junior member of the truly true light side!!.
[cue applause].
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Witness 007
Congrats Billy!! But like Bethel here, more privelges means more work and responsibilty....for less money???
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So how do the Anointed Fly at death? No soul..no spirit??????
by oompa inhas wt ever explained wtf does go to heaven?
we have no soul...but are souls...and spirit nephesh and pneuma or what ever is breath....like breath of life.....so what goes to heaven?
btw it is so funny about that resurrection scripture that we dont weep overmuch like the nations do "who have no hope" because almost all other religions have a heavenly hope and a strong one.
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Witness 007
Jehovah Taxi Cab a.k.a. Elijah's firey chariot comes down and sweeps them up.
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Weirdest People you've met while Witnessing!!! {Nut cases}
by Witness 007 ini once called on a guy who invited us straight in...then told us he was "lazarus son of god.
" he had a cazy look in his eye, and would repeat this line every few minutes.
the brother with me was trying to "reason from the scriptures" that he in fact could not be lazarus...i just wanted to leave.
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One return visit old lady open the door and yelled at me we were devils....I tried to "reason" with her {what an idiot} then she says: "I'm getting my gun." and walks inside. I grabbed the Sister with me and we took off in our car while the old lady followed us back out and threw rocks at the car as we drove off. Just missed - Worst Return Visit I ever had!!!
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New Yearbook stats for 2007 now out!
by Dogpatch inthe report is out!.
http://www.watchtowernews.org/2007report.pdf.
cooking the books with 3% increase??.
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Witness 007
216,410 New Publishers is just average...back in the 1990's every 3 to 4 years 1 million!! No growth except in poor countries like Mongolia Madagascar, Azabizan etc. This is the same old stuff....running out of puff....and Japan 0% AGAIN...what happened to our golden example? 12 Years of loss.
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calling all firearm freaks...............
by primitivegenius inlooking at the gopher thread............. we got us some good old fashioned redneck gun afficiandos................ just curious......... whats your top ten wish list.... pairs dont count as two.
) a pair of les baer srp's built on a para ordinace p 14.45 frame......... all stainless but with baer coat im thinking olive and i want the light rail.
) a pair of consecutive sn ruger vaqueros in .45 colt w/ extra .45 acp cylinders rebuilt by gary reeder or doug turnbull..........4.5 barrel.
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Witness 007
Problem with America....TOO MANY HIGH POWERED AUTO GUNS!!! Australia increased it's gun control after a couple of spree killings {U.S style} the government gave people cash to hand in high powered automatic weapons and laws were changed...result?? No major incidents for 15 years! Why is there a spree killing in America every 2 weeks? {NO 1 country for gun deaths in the world} Your Police are out-gunned.
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How do we know that Ted Jaracz is in charge?
by inkling inon this board it is stated matter-of-factly that theodore jaracz is the gb member holding.
the real power over doctrinal direction and such, i was just wondering how we know this.
to be the case.. [inkling].
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Witness 007
The Guy was born in 1925 {83 years old} is he still healthy and mentally okay.
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Out Witnessing = My wife hands out our home phone number to strangers!!!
by Witness 007 indesperate to make a convert i'm amazed how witnesses behave.
like my wife we were on vacation, witnessing, we met a guy who was visiting his mother but came from our city.
after talking for a while my wife tells him which suburb we live in and leaves our home phone number telling him to call me when we get back and i can take him to the meetings.
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Witness 007
Desperate to make a convert I'm amazed how Witnesses behave. Like my wife we were on vacation, Witnessing, we met a guy who was visiting his mother but came from our city. After talking for a while my wife tells him which suburb we live in and leaves our home phone number telling him to call me when we get back and I can take him to the meetings. I gave her a good tongue lashing in the car....he may be a serial killer etc...I think she got the point. I'm amazed more Witnesses don't go missing, the stuff they do!!
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Weirdest People you've met while Witnessing!!! {Nut cases}
by Witness 007 ini once called on a guy who invited us straight in...then told us he was "lazarus son of god.
" he had a cazy look in his eye, and would repeat this line every few minutes.
the brother with me was trying to "reason from the scriptures" that he in fact could not be lazarus...i just wanted to leave.
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Witness 007
I once called on a guy who invited us straight in...then told us he was "Lazarus Son of God." He had a cazy look in his eye, and would repeat this line every few minutes. The Brother with me was trying to "reason from the scriptures" that he in fact could not be Lazarus...I just wanted to leave. A woman had bible verses written all over her kitchen walls...the pioneer brother with me again tried to "reason with the scriptures"...the woman was wearing rubber boots inside the house during summer, for God sake!!....I wanted to leave. Later I was counselled since "Jesus preached to everyone and so should we." I thought do we really want to encourage lunatics to come to the Kingdom Hall.